Cha0s Gaming - The Wedding of Zeus and Milo

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{Fiddling with his beard braids and bow tie behind a tree.} Damn it, quit fightin’ me… {He manages to tie the bow, but it’s very lopsided.}

*walks next to him* Need help?

{Ear flicks at her approach.} Huh? Oh, yeah… {Chuckles nervously.} I’ve never wore anything this nice.

*fixes his bow tie for him* There you are, big guy. *smiles* You look very fancy.

Well, thank you’s. {Dusts off his tuxedo and checks the hoof polish.} Gods I’s so nervous. And we ain’t even started yet.

You'll be fine. I handled decor and activities. Alexander has the food. We got this. At least, I believe so.

{His ears splay back and he makes a worried face.} What? You thinkin’ sumpthin’s gonna happen?

I'm saying it's a possibility. I can't lie, and I guess the whole "don't worry, nothing is going to happen" counts.

See, now I’s gonna be checkin’ for problems every few seconds…

That would only make things worse. You shouldn't be so stressed today. All your friends are coming. Nazmir, Oz, Rilith if Aaravos lets her, Vic, everyone

{His chest rises and falls with a deep, calming breath.} Yeah… your right. Guess we better go mingle now…

Probably should.

{He gives a thumbs up. Then trots into the reception area. Where he steals a drink.}

{Worrying over his outfit.}

Quit, you look great.

Howdy there, Oswald! {Holds his arms out, in greeting.}

Hello, horse man.

I'm serious Rilith. Behave yourself.

Milo! Hey what's up?

I promise I will...

{He sighs loudly.} Sylvanus have mercy, you’s gonna call me that the rest our lives, ain’t you?

20:59

And hello there, miss Nazmir.

Oh hello Sylvannas

Yes Milo?

{Chokes on his spit.} What?! How… you know what, never mind. Welcome!

So where’s the liquor?

{Avoiding looking at Rilith, shyly.}

Who else iss going to blesss this union?

At the bar. *points to a bar made entirely of elderwood*

Come on, I've been behaving. And it's been months. Aren't you all over it?....Please...

Your… blessing our union? {He asks in disbelief.}

Someone has too... So I called in a few "friends"

{Silent, and looking *very* uncomfortable.} I am going to help Shadzaar find the drinks.

They’s over by that… I think it’s an oak?

Wish us luck in finding the rum.

Da, we will need it. {The pair walk away.}

{Sitting by a bush, with Grass. The two are making friends with other insects.}

*is sitting with Beetle watching the bugs*

This lady bug is very polite. {Holds their finger out to S.P.A.R.K., which has said big upon it.}

Actually it's quite vulgar. It's also a male.

*keeping the flowers on the tables from wilting*

{Looks closer.} It is…?

{Shad and Oz have found the liquor. They’re drinking a bottle each.}

Indeed. I can process over 3500 languages. Bugs. Being one of them. I can assure you. He's not happy about being poked.

{Smelling some tulips.} Mm…

Oh… sorry. {They return the Lady Bug to a nearby flower.}

*walks up to vic* Didn't think you'd show

What? Why not? {Stands back up.}

It's a wedding. Not your scene? You're more into other kinds of parties.

Any event can be a party if you make it one, love. {He boops her nose.} You want to join me and drinking games with the Hippo and Lizard?

If Rilith can come. First time leaving the house after slowly earning her privileges back.

{Narrows eyes.} Hmm… alright, fine. {Ties up hair.} Shall we?

Hi Vic...*she waves shyly. hoping at least one of her friends will look her way after so long* (edited)

{Carefully approaching.} So… attend any BDSM dungeons lately?

*chuckles softly* You never changed...

Aside from a little more *class*, no not much. {Laughs and leans on her shoulder.}

I did that....I made you a bit less depraved and horny

Yes I remember. {Gives her a gentle glare.} But I’m better because of it.

That's...one good thing I did....

{Rolls his eyes, hard.} Oh please, don’t spend this entire game we’re about to play thinking about that nonsense.

But...

Ah, shush! {Pinches her lips shut.} No self pity. You’ll make the drinks taste sad.

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Then does that mean you forgive me?

What do you think? {Raises a flawless brow.}

Good...Just gotta talk to Oz...and Milo...If he knows...

He does. Axel sends him letters. They talk

{Talking with Baracus.} So, you’s tellin’ me that new Hall has how many floors?

Three, if I’m not mistaken.

Damn… Bet y’all got some mighty strong calves.

Some might. {Sips his wine.} I prefer teleportation.

*walks over to Shad and Oz* Hey...Can we talk?

Right, and I reckon the new library there is big.

{Slightly tipsy.} Not getting shitfaced, just buzzed.

He means “yes”.

...How'd you do it?

Whaddya mean? {Leans against Oz’s shoulder, as they’re sitting on the forest floor.}

{Confused ear wiggle.}

Marry Oz? Like...you didn't have any fears about it?

We starting the drinking game, or...

Oh. {Makes an ‘O’ with his mouth.} We haven’t done everything officially yet. But to answer the question… {Looks lovingly at Oz. Whom is scratching the inside of his own ear with his pinky.} Just… did it.

21:39

Of course I was hammered, too.

....Must have been romantic.

It was at the bar in the Lounge. Everyone heard.

{Side eyes him}

But that does not matter. {Looks up to Zeus.} Love is it’s own planner… I think I am getting the phrase wrong.

*whispering to herself: Everything is going smoothly. Don't blow it, Axel....*

{Sets a flower crown atop Axel’s head.} I recognise that face. Didn’t you tell *me* not to worry?

I'mma go talk to the others. Thank you, though. *walks over to Vic*

*smiles softly* I want you two to be happy, alright?

Well, well, one of the grooms. {Passes him a glass of wine.} How’s your afternoon?

Yeah, I know. {Strokes his beard.} It’s about that time, ain’t it?

Mhm!

It's been alright. Just a bit of the jitters

Hmm, I think those go away once you actually start the vows. {Brushes away a strand of hair.} Or at least that’s what I’ve heard personally.

Well, I’ll see you when it starts. You’s gonna walk him down the aisle?

I was gonna walk you. Zues decided to walk alone. He said it was a symbol of his independence. No longer needing someone to take care of him since he's been a pet most of his life

Huh… I’s didn’t think about that way. Good for him.

I'm proud of him. But in the end, he'll always be my loyal steed, right? I did name him...

Hells I dunno. I’s just happy I got someone to love.

Me too. But you found love nefore I did.

We took our time, is all.

And it's finally here after so long. Ya'll were engaged for months

{He chuckles lightly.} I remember we’ve been lookin’ for them stones longer. Just my time to put the sword down.

22:03

You got that before me, so we’s even.

I became an Archdruid. I'm still technically working, just not really out fighting stuff anymore. More government things

”The peaceful life” some might argue.

It is quite peaceful.

’Cept when you burn a pie and your facial hair ‘cause you forgot there was one left. Then it’s like war.

THAT WAS ONE TIME!

{Looking around.} …you hear that?

You two...*giggles*

{Laughing with her.} Right, well, better tell everyone to get ready.

*goes to Selune and Sylvannas* We're ready to start

Then get those two ready! Why are you standing there?

Right! *grabs Milo* We doing this?

Nope. {Coughs into his hand.} I mean, yep!

*takes his arm* Just like you did with me at my wedding, right? *smiles*

Right. {He smiles back.}

*walks him down the aisle*

{He’s nervous, but cannot for his life stop smiling. What joy!}

*as they approach the altar* Zues will be out soon. *she hugs him and goes and sits down*

Awright, thanks. {Watches the place he expects Zeus to come from. That big silly smiley still painted on his face.}

*begins walking down by himself. he looks confident. bold. he flaps his wings a little showing off not only his freedom, but his beauty.*

{Milo smiles at this.}

*approaches the altar* He boops Milo's nose as he stands in front of him*

{His wings shuffle a little with giddiness.} Howdy there, sugar lumps.

Welcome, friends, family, and honored guests. To the union of Milo and Zues. Two centaurs who found love, and have proceeded to spread their wings and fly into a new chapter in their lives. We will now begin with the vows, Milo, you're up first

Well… to start; Zeus, you mean the world to me. {He smiles widely.} And gettin’ the chance to know, and love you has been my favourite part of this life to far. {His eyes get a little wet.} I’s so happy to be able to share it with you, however long it’s gonna be.

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......

Zues, it's your turn

...Uhm...You're cute, and I love you...*blushes* I forgot to write them....

Its awright, honeybun.

Just means I have to improvise. Milo, when I started my journey, I did not expect to fall in love. But over time you showed me I can be free. You and a few friends...*looks at Axel* Helped me gain independence. *turns to Milo* Start a new life for myself. I don't know what my future holds, but I want you in it.

{Eyes shimmering with love as he listens.}

In the heart of the Feywild, under the old elderwood trees, may this union be formed. May their love take flight and soar to new places. And continue to evolve and grow alongside each other.

May the moon and the stars bless these two devine souls. The universe ever in their favor.

Two godesses in unison: Kiss

{Milo reaches out, gently gripping his partner by the hands. He leans forward and their lips touch.}

*he melts into the kiss and embraces him*

{He breaks the kiss, and shifts into a hug.} Here’s to all our years ahead of us.

Exactly. *kisses him again*

{Claps loudly from the back}

slides in late

{Sleeping against Oz.}

*claps* So proud of you two! *sees Sebastian* Oh hey! You're late.

i know I am terribly sorry. Got caught up in...doctor stuff...surgery.." He straightens his bow tie. " I brought a gift."

But You're just in time for the reception. Go enjoy the festivities. Gifts go on the gift table. *points to a table near the food*

There’s also some games too.

smiles and puts the gift on the table carefully. "cool i like games.

Alexander will be here to properly serve the food soon.

starts swuatting at a floral decoration

Seb! I worked hard making those!

stops" sorry.wheres the happy couple?

Right here. *walks over*

{Already grabbing drinks.}

Reaches his paw out "congratulations! Beautiful place, sorry i am late." (edited)

Welcome everyone! Please enjoy the buffet I prepared. Salads, salmon, and sushi platters. There is sweets, As well as an open bar. Enjoy.

licks his lips when he heard sushi

Dig in!

goes over and grabs sushi, piling it on a plate."don't mind if i do." he slurps some down.

{Milo has decided to eat a little of everything. And is unsurprised to see Oz eating several plates as well.}

goes over to Milo "ello

{Chews before speaking.} Howdy there, been some time ain’t it?

absolutely. Hope you're staying out of trouble."

Well, the bakery keeps me purdy busy. {Devours a piece of sushi.}

nodded, "i can relate with the hospital." he eats more sushi off his own plate.

People seemed to love my Shroom Brownies.

"so that's why there are more people in the hospital over hallucinations." He smiles

Prolly. {Consumes more sushi.}

Afk gonna shower)

goes to eat more sushi

*eating a bunch of salad and assorted fruits (vegetarian)*

sees a microphone and can't help but say "mew hee"

3

*facepalms*

{Nods in approval.}

{Still passed out.}

Seb, you're drunk. Get off the stage

{Drawing a moustache and eyebrows onto the sleeping Shad.}

*gently guides Seb off the stage*

{Making a small basket to carry Grass around in from weeds and twigs.}

Beetle makes a Survival check!

1d20 (19) + 0 = `19`

There you go. {Stuffs some moss in there as cushioning. And then gently let’s Grass walk into it.}

Grass feels safe in his new home

Who's the little guy?

{Looks behind themself to see who she’s talking to.} Are you speaking to me?

Your friend. *scoops up Grass*

{Watches curiously.} That is Grass.

*listening to Grass talk* Oh! Well I'll let him know. *puts him back in the basket* He says he loves the home you built him

{Tries making a happy expression.}

puts the mic back. He jumps down. "not drunk."

01:26

Singing karaoke all that time

Milo, you okay?

{Having quality time with his hubby.}

*petting Buck (Milo's bunny)*

Now all we’s gotta do is adopt a buncha lil’ foals.

Adopt? Now?

{Chokes on his drink.} *Ack—!* Gods no! Way too early for that. I’s just sayin’ we should one day.

Good...Good...

We should let people know its about time to wrap up. {Finishes his drink.} In case we get separated while everyone’s skedaddlin’— {He gives Zeus a kiss.} I’ll see you at home.

*takes Rilith home*

*shoving cake in his pockets, leaves as well*

*goes home with Xara*

*leaves with spark. buzzed*

{Carries the sleeping Shad out.} Goodnight, we had much fun. And congratulations to you.

{Is absolutely shitfaced and asleep by a table.} (edited)

Congrats, Milo. *portals Vic back to the hall to sleep it off*

02:11

*goes home herself*

*hold out a box for Milo* My gift to you

Thank you’s. {He tenderly takes the box. Then opens it.}

Inside is a new baking tray. It's made of beautiful shining silver with feathers and horseshoes engraved along the rim.

This is… {He hugs her tightly.} Thank you, Axel. {He ruffles her hair.}

*giggles* Knew you'd like it

*goes home*